“Amazon, oh Amazon… You clever (expletive deleted).
There was no way to beat you, so I joined you, and darn it – I love you.”
-Me, just now
You know you love it too, you can keep this secret with me. So perhaps, you know about Amazon Prime Day already? If not, what it is, is a crazy sales day and almost everything at Amazon is marked down! And, it can get crazy. Like, last 5 minutes of Christmas Eve – crazy.
The inventory is limited, but all is on Sale! The difference with what I have selling at Amazon and everything else is that is comes in a BOX, and many items have Prime Shipping. Yep, 2 days to almost everywhere.
These are pre-made items, ready to ship by Amazon minions, all on sale. Click HERE to check it all out!!!
59 listings are going to be gone from my Etsy shop FOREVER.
Don’t Freak OUT! We all felt this time was coming. I’m going to be 100% REAL with you right now. When I got started I was making designs taken from the things I loved. Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Every Comic Book Character EVER. And you know what? It’s a teensie bit illegal.
Now, I’m not afraid of no police showing up on my door and taking me away, but all it takes is one lawyer to rip the carpet right out from under me, and then FoxyFunk would be DEAD.
So this is it! Any designs that are a direct symbol from a game, show or movie are outta here! I know 59 sounds like a huge number, and it is. But, there will still be over 115 designs left and I plan on making a whole lot more designs that are as beautiful and weird as you are. 💖
I have made a special Section of my Etsy Shop that includes ALL the designs that are going bye-bye and taking a much needed rest. They are all 30% OFF and remember I do FLAT Shipping ($3.95), so go crazy!
I love you all SO much! If there is any design you’d like to add in your life that I can help you with, let me know! If it’s a design I end up putting in my store, you get a huge MUSE Discount!
In honor of May the Fourth and The upcoming Solo: A Star Wars Story, we are giving away your choice of 2 Star Wars Designs! You can complete each task once per day and gain extra entries to win! Drawing will take place Monday May 7th.
All the rage, these lockets. So many sweet charms of violins and kitten paws and fluffy wuffies…. But, I don’t stock that baloney. I stock awesome charms, like NES Controllers, Batman, Wonder Woman and Jack Skellington.
Make a custom locket for someone you know and fill it with awesomeness. Each Locket (of your Choice) comes with a jewel to get you started and Charms are Buy 2 Get 1 FREE. Bam!
Halloween is just a quick 2 weeks away! But don’t fret! You still have time to order your Costume Accessories!
Good News Everyone! I am getting orders out no more than 48 hours after purchase! You do have the option of shipping, there is the standard USPS First Class (3-5 days delivery from order completion) OR USPS Priority (1-3 days delivery from order completion).
If you are in a hurry, don’t hesitate to contact me! It is possible to do overnight shipping, just be aware it costs quite a bit.
Here is a table of last minute shipping time to give yourself:
First Class Mail: Order no less than 7 days before you need it.
Priority Mail: Order no less than 5 days before you need it.
USPS Express: Order no less than 3 days before you need it.
Time to get shopping! Click here to shop at ETSY and here for EBAY!
When I first opened my Etsy shop in May of 2014, I had about 3 listings. My Legend of Zelda Triforce Earrings, Dr Who Tardis Earrings and the 3D Sharknado Earrings. I slowly but slowly (I was working as a restaurant manager so I was a very full time worker) I started adding more and more designs whenever I could. I now have over 200 designs and have opened my own retail store in Loveland, CO – Laser Moon! WOW!
So in honor of this magnificent milestone, I gift to you 40% off all orders this week!
But, what about the costume!? I do make CUSTOM costum pieces, for that hard to find last finishing touch! I also have staple costume jewelry sets for costumes such as Sailor Moon, X-Men’s Jubilee, and even pixel hearts for Undertale fans!
Let’s face it, you are not going to see Rogue One NAKED! Well… Probably not…
That’s why I have composed a fantastic guide to pick out some cool gear to add to your total dorkiness!
First, let’s watch a trailer…. again…. maybe a few times… just in case you haven’t yet. 😉
Great! Now let’s take a look at those cool thingadoos I mentioned earlier.
Star Wars Episode 4 Opening Scroll Necklace
Whip out your magnifying glass, and show off a unique new accessory to nerd out with! Inspired by the opening crawl of the story line that precedes Star War IV, this pendant is made from laser cut Black Acrylic, engravings accentuated with Gold Wax and completed with antique brass colored Nickle-Free hardware on an 18″ chain necklace with lobster clasp. Pendant measures 1.75″ width and 1.25″ height.
With a Rebel Yell….
Get ready to rebel with your own style wearing a Star Wars inspired Rebel Alliance Star Bird pendant necklace! Great for the newest movie, unless you are tempted by the darkside. :/
Ancient Futuristic Rebel Bird is made from laser cut orange and black Acrylic and completed with Nickle-Free hardware and an 18″ adjustable clasp cord necklace. Measures 1.35″ diameter.
First Order Symbol Necklace
The New First Order arose as a result of the failures of the Galactic Republic. It promised to trade frailty for strength, chaos for order, and uncertainty for decisiveness.
Surely nothing devious will follow…
This awesome First Order Pendant is made of laser cut semi-translucent red acrylic and matte textured black acrylic. The semi-translucent nature of the red catches light in a unique and subtle way. This pendant measures about 1.35″ diameter and is strung upon an 18″ adjustable black cord necklace.
Droids are THE Fashion
BB8 is a droid with a mission! So coy, so manipulative, so cute!
Made of laser cut white, orange and black acrylic, these fantastic pendants are sure to spark your inner Star Wars nerd! These adorable and surprisingly lightweight BB-8 pendants each measure 1.25″ tall and 1″ wide and hung upon nickel-free hooks.
All Terrain, All the Time!
The All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT walker) is a four-legged combat vehicle used by the Imperial ground forces. Get yourself a bit of rope however, and bring it to its knees! Deadly and stunning, these are not something you should hope to have to battle!
Fashioned after the Star Wars Battle Walker, these lightweight pendants are made of laser cut and engraved Gray Acrylic and hung upon nickle-free hooks. These surprisingly detailed pendants measure 1.15″ from top to bottom.
This may be a mix of OLD and NEW (in this LONG AGO sci-fi galaxy) so you can check out even MORE new Old things and new New things in my eBay shop!
You have made a good choice in your significant other, the only problem is she is nerd, it’s Valentine’s Day, and you don’t know what to get her. Sure something from her favorite fandom will do, but it doesn’t mean you love her, it just means you know her style. If only there were something you could get her that embraces both your love and her nerdy personality? Look no further folks. I’ve got you covered. 😀
Here are a few of my Pixel Game Hearts collection, in necklaces and earrings alike. See the full lot and their very reasonable prices here.
Life. We all have one, some maybe more than most. Looking to get a little more? I’ve got you covered.
Since around the 14th century, the heart shape has meant love. Since around the mid 1980’s it has meant whether or not you are going to defeat the end of level boss. The more you have, the better off you will be. I don’t see why that couldn’t possibly apply to real life. Honestly, the more you game on, the less reality takes hold of you. So why don’t you go ahead and quick save then up your stats.
It’s that time of year again. Luckily for the us, we have the World Wide Web (nobody calls it that anymore), otherwise known as the Net (which is another phrase that didn’t stick but you catch my drift…).
The internet, and every single large & little shop within – including my shop, will celebrate Black Friday in a way that will get you a whole lot less trampled.
I just loaded my Black Friday ~ Clearance section of my Etsy shop with all the favorites! Prices start at $5 & Shipping is always a FLAT $2.95 for First Class. Load up them stockings with these stuffers. X-Mas is almost here.
Oh crap the Zygons. The Zygon invasion episodes, of this present season (9th) of Doctor Who, quite possibly may be my favorite episodes this season has offered thus far.
If you are unfamiliar with the Zygons, they are weird looking aliens with suckers all about and the power to not only turn into an exact copy of any human, but also know what is in their minds. Yeesh.
The story goes that 10 million Zygons live within planet Earth disguised as humans, meant to live out their lives harmoniously. Of course there is a rebel group wanting to be free of their human image shackles. The logo making up this set of earrings and necklace is an image of the rebels war symbol. Are you a part of the revolution?
Earrings and necklace both only $9, or get the set for $15!
Picture links go to my Storenvy shop or find them in the store of your choosing. =^.^=
Went on a bit of a neon bender this last week. It just mesmerized me. I could nearly hear the blinding colors calling to me…. “We’re totally Rad Meredith, come and laser us…” And so I did.
It wasn’t hard to determine what righteous shapes to choose. It also wasn’t hard to figure these designs are too tubular not to have on a permanent sale. Hence, each bodacious pair of earrings are only $6. Radical.
Picture links go to my Storenvy shop or find them in the store of your choosing. =^.^=
Cybermen! One of the many reappearing foes of the ever-clever Doctor Who! Beware the Cybermen, they might delete you!
…Unless you’re a tame and useful Cyberman head that the Doctor befriended at the end of season 7 named Handles.
Twas a very good Doctor Who story, if you haven’t seen it – you should! Handles was by the side of the Doctor for hundreds of years, helping defend the town called Christmas.
Here is my rendition of dear Handles, may he R.I.P. ~ Find them here!
“The goal of No–Shave November is to grow awareness by embracing our hair, which many cancer patients lose, and letting it grow wild and free. Donate the money you typically spend on shaving and grooming to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle.” – https://www.no-shave.org/