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2016 Movie Timeline = Too Much Awesome
It is almost a new year, so let’s get excited about one thing and make it a resolution as well! Movies! There is going to be an insane amount of awesomeness coming out of 2016, let us revel in every sticky floored, overpriced popcorn, expensive ticketed moment of it!
I have not included any romantic comedies, teenage empowerment, or Oscar driven dramas, etc. These are my top pics for the year. Here we go!
January 29th: Kung Fu Panda 3
Get your movie muscles warmed up with some hilarious Kung Fu action, panda style! This is not a kids movie, it is just a movie you could bring kids to… (Insert justifications here if needed.)
February 12TH: Deadpool
No need for words, just go see it until your eyes bleed, Deadpool would be pleased.
FEBRUARY 12TH: zoolander 2
Personally, I am looking forward to this. Gotta catch a dose of silly here and there. I would have suggested against the same weekend as Deadpool, but models aren’t so smart, right?
February 26th: Gods of Egypt
Does Gerard Butler make movies wearing real clothes anymore? No matter. Here’s an all-action looking ancient Egypt battle movie to satisfy your hardcore viewing needs.
March 4TH: Zootopia
Sure it’s a Disney movie, but let’s face the facts, this adorable flick will have to hold you over because there is not much to look forward to in April.
MARCH 25TH: Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Highly anticipated and talked about film of the year! I have seen so many in love and hate over this one, but perhaps that is exactly where they want you to be….
May 6TH: Captain America: Civil War
Right as the Avengers should unite, they are torn apart. Which side are you on?
May 27TH: Alice Through the Looking Glass
Personally, I was quite a big fan of the previous movie. Nothing is better than Mr. Depp in wild makeup. This flick looks just as colorful and mind twisting, good luck Alice!
June 3rd: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Do you like things to blow up? Do you like mutant turtles and other creatures? This is the one for you! Stephen Amell joins the cast as Casey Jones, and I can’t wait to see what product placements April will be up to this time!
June 24th: Independence Day: Resurgence
When I found out about this movie the first thought I had was “genius”. As a population, we can’t get enough of Jeff Goldbloom’s magnificence, can we? 😉
July 15th: Ghostbusters
I know most people are having a cow about this one, but I say we give it a chance. For Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Erin Gilbert, Bill Murray, Melissa McCarthy, Sigourney Weaver, Dan Aykroyd and Chris Hemsworth’s sakes…
July 22nd: Star Trek Beyond
Simon Pegg was a co-writer on this one, so it should be quite a laugh whilst taking you to a New Frontier! I just love that guy, I’d pinch his rosy cheeks if I knew wouldn’t get a restraining order.
August 5th: Suicide Squad
Bad Guys vs Bad Guy. Place you bids folks, I have a feeling everyone is going to loose and win. Evil begets evil after all…
October 7th: Gambit
Channing Tatum will be the powerful energy flinger known as Gambit. Not much is known about this movie, and is still in pre-production. There is a chance this may be pushed back, which is fine if that means a more meaningful and bad-ass movie.
October 21st: Underworld: Next Generation
The 5th installment! These movies first came out when I was still in highschool (a while ago…)! This series, however, is definitely how I prefer my vampires – not sparkly and with Kate Beckinsale. (What an ageless babe!)
November 4th: Doctor Strange
Guys, Benedict Cumberbatch will be Doctor Strange. Smart choice producer people. They wanted him to play the part so bad, they actually postponed production for him! I am willing to wait.
December 16th: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Rebels set out on a mission to steal the plans for the Death Star. A prequel to A New Hope, the story follows how the Death Star plans are procured. Pew pew! Dudes, I think we can pretty much expect a new Star Wars movie every year. What a beautiful world it is. 😀
Well, that completes my list of top “woohoo” movies of the year. You know what, it’s not even complete. We have so much more to look forward to! Don’t even get me started on TV Shows as well… We are living in the silver screen age of glory, people. Revel in it!
What are you looking forward to the most?